Scan Discovers Baba Suwe Has Large Amount of Cocaine

Of course, comic actor, Baba Suwe, will remain in the custody of the NDLEA custody until the expiration of the ex-parte order empowering the NDLEA to keep him for another fifteen days. But the main gist is that the Judge who gave the order relied on an affidavit supported by the result of a CT Scan issued by a Consultant Radiologist at LASUTH.

The result presented before Justice Okechukwu Okeke, according to sources, confirmed that Baba Suwe indeed had large amount of narcotic drugs in his body. If true, in the days ahead, Nigerians might be treated to a drama reminiscent of the days of Madam Wunmi in NDLEA net.

Will that be the case? Will Baba Suwe continue to shame his 'enemies'?...

Only time will tell. The apprehension of most Nigerians since popular comic actor, Baba Suwe, have been in custody is very understandable, considering the strategic role he’s been playing in their lives over the years, by putting smiles on their faces. From all indications, it seems we are gradually winding down to THE END of what has been termed “Expensive Shit” part 1 and 2 or “The End of Cocaine Palaver” part 1 and 2.

Whatever caption you choose to tag this 'drama', the important thing is that the lead character – Baba Suwe – hasn’t disappointed his fans thus far. In fact, I hear that the comic actor has instructed his lawyers to dust their wigs and gowns in preparation for a titanic legal battle with the anti-drug agency as soon as he's out. Further findings revealed that a member of the Association of Nigeria Theatre Arts Practitioners in Lagos had insisted that:

‘Baba Suwe must sue this people and claim damages, as soon as they let him out’. According to a report monitored on Nigerian films today, members of ANTAP are already strategizing for a mass protest against the continuous detention of Baba Suwe. A Message from Jide Kosoko to that effect read thus: “NOW is time for us to talk. They owe us explanations as we have to act now. Be prepared for a massive rally. Expect further information on this soon, pass this message to others, 4RM Prince Jide Kosoko.”

Another report monitored on Ynaija also indicates that the NDLEA has started to soft-pedal on the issue, claiming the won't keep him even a day longer than necessary in their custody. But the question is: when would this "necessary" ever elapsed? The Director General of the agency, Femi Ajayi, was quoted as saying that “as far as the NDLEA is concerned, Baba Suwe is innocent... if after the third excretion we don’t find anything, we will have to let him go.”

Nigerians are patiently waiting for the end of this 'movie'!